Enchiladas 2 by inkynobaka

It would have to be Mexican food. You could have a different dish at every meal for a decade and never repeat. And we're not even talking variations, these are completely distinct meals. Ah, variety. :)

Somewhere in Arkansas is the nicest man I have ever met. His name is Mike Schmitt. I only met him once. He saved my life as well as my friend's. I'm not sure what might have happened if he hadn't stop to help us that night. I think about him at least once a month and wonder if I can ever repay him for the kindness he bestowed on two complete strangers.

I'm 4 years old and my mother read the book to me the previous night. I remember walking across the street from my grandparent's house to my great-grandparents house and staring at their four-story pecan tree in their yard. I sat underneath it for hours wishing it would talk to me. Wondering what it might say or tell me stories about what it had seen.

Hey! I was 4. hehe

(1) Pair of Crocs for all band, crew & tour manager.
Everyone should walk around in comfortable shoes before and after the gig.

Ho-Bo-Ken - There's a bar on every corner. Enough beer to drown an ocean liner. As long as you can reach the counter you'll drink till you pass out or beat up a townie! Ho-Bo-Ken

I have the uncanny ability to tune people out and think about other things, but still mimic interest. This comes from working at a chemical plant for years with Chemical Engineers who love to hear themselves talk.

Spring of 2000. My high school girlfriend who was 2000 miles away decided it best to break it off via email. Email sent from a computer I gave her and setup so we could communicate while I was away at college. Not even a phone call. Durrrr That is some cold shit.

Estes Park is beautiful year round. Even covered in three feet of snow its awesome. The people are extremely friendly and the scenery is breath-taking. Plus you're a short drive to Denver for anything else you might need.

Freshmen year of college. There was this kid nicknamed "Porn" who would sit in his room all day, hence the name. The guys on my floor decided to seal him by constructing a door of duct tape across the door frame. They left a window made of saran wrap for the peep hole so he wouldn't notice. To add insult to injury they filled the gap between the two doors with packing peanuts and then knocked. I'm not sure what was more hilarious. The scream from the packing peanuts falling on him or his fetal attempts of breaking thru the duct tape by ramming it with his head. He wasn't very bright. I think he works for Lucent now. haha

If the Escalade ran on a water engine or had a hybrid engine. The Prius is way to small for me to sit in comfortably. I'd sell the gold rims. hehe

facetious
My cousin Gui learned of this word back in high school and proceeded to use it incessantly. $10 dollar words do not make you a $10 dollar man. hehe Plus it amused the hell out of me when I found out it was a euphemism for erotica.